My name, oh, let me tell you my name. Uh, I’m confused… because uh you know like we’re supposed to believe in the ministry right? So is uh is is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because I never went to school, right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, right you have a cross. Two sticks, right? And that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked, in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They use the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto, hey! Hi guys! You know me! Steve Spearos…? Easy going…? Those who know me, I’m a nobody! You understand? And ya can’t kill a person with no body. So… why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the boogyman whose the boogyman??? You figure it out. I’m gettin out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I’m gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird. Uh… I’m from Humberside… I’m sorry if uh I made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. Now I’m going back to sleep because I’m gonna be committed in an isolation room because I’m gonna go back to the ministry, and allow them to perceive me as I am. A FUCK UP!!! GOODBYE!!! Hey Toronto the good, look at look at this square. It was a shit hole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York Manhattan. Where are the bums? There’s no bums here! Toronto doesn’t have bums. But Waterloo, they’re creating bums. They created me. Why? I don’t know! Maybe it’s the church. Talk the the pope he knows everything. I had it. I’m gonna die. How can you die when you’re dead? Oh wait a second. I’m gonna be crucified right? *rips open shirt* I’m not gonna raise my voice… because I’m committed to the lord………I love you.
i hope you fall in love with someone who’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
watch me and 3 friends try to eat 100 Mcnuggets
this is very important
this is the best thing ive ever watched
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
a white woman in utah gave birth to and killed seven babies but there are still people convinced that this country is being ruined by black single mothers raising children with government assistance
at least she didn’t have abortions tho amirite
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.
People need to accept that not all “cliches” are bad. People still like stuff like forbidden love stories, underdogs winning, and the dog biting back. The term cliche is negative, produces an image of all that is trite and boring, but actual cliches can be very good. Storytelling is built on cliches after all.
It’s not the cliche but how it is utilized by the author.
HERE’S THE FULL MUSICAL SCORE (some bits are cut off, but they’re easy enough to fill in with any soundtrack)
GO FORTH AND ENJOY